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5 definitions by Bystrick

 
1.
(n) Open face pie, often utilizing a tomato based sauce and cheese, and baked. Many variations apply.

(n) The fifth food group
"Someone dial up Domino's"
"That shit ain't real pizza..."
by Bystrick March 23, 2003
 
2.
(n) A numerical amount; fifty. Five counts of ten.
"They musta been fitty 'o dem!"
by Bystrick March 23, 2003
 
3.
(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.
"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"
by Bystrick March 22, 2003
 
4.
(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss
"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."
by Bystrick March 22, 2003
 
5.
(n) A male acting as a female lesbian in a chat room, or other internet relay medium, in an attempt to pick up women. Most notable by speech patterns, or desire to find any bi/lesbian woman in a particular area.
"I'm tellin' you, anyone that thinks every woman on the 'net is 18 and bi, AND tries to pick them up, is a mesbian."
by Bystrick March 22, 2003