Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

Derpenstein by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

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Heebensteins

Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.

In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.

Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.

You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.

Heebensteins by M-K February 3, 2007