12 definitions by richard gear

griffith

A glorious man too drunk to except that he exists.

He was a griffith last night, but today, well, he's just a man

by richard gear April 28, 2009

Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

by richard gear October 25, 2011

Mount Toby Day

A Leverett based holiday celebrating Mount toby and all it's splendor. There is usually a small festival on top where some long haired leaping gnomes dance naked as the sun sets. Celebrated on july 10-11.

This Mount Toby Day we should merge with Billy Crystal Day

by richard gear April 28, 2009

brotohablis

A early form of frat boy. residing in southwestern colleges from around 1940 AD-1970 AD

It's interesting to see how the brotohablis evolved into a creature of lesser intelligence.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

Irish Water

Whiskey

If only Irish water ran from the tap.

by richard gear April 28, 2009

Leverett

A mystical never ending acre wood. It is home to Mount Toby, a celebrated mountain by the areas few residents.

Lets take some acid and go to Leverett.

by richard gear April 27, 2009