by Hooded tree August 12, 2017
Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
by Salty Q August 8, 2009
A supporter of a famous bed popper. Thinks they understand DV but got mixed up with NBPD, and now all of their ups are down and downs are up.
When the defendant left the courtroom there was only one guy there to represent the turd herd. His name was Poo.
by Glittering Gigi January 16, 2023
n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 23, 2005
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007
these children are a turd herd.
by pussy destroyer 15 April 5, 2017
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
by soapsolo11103 February 6, 2013