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Actions, statements, and thoughts which fall outside of that which is in the Holy light of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and, thus, into the unholy darkness of the Ruinous Powers. Inquisitors, through their holy judgement, seek out and destroy heresy wherever they find it, through any means necessary, including the drastic measure of exterminatus.

Discussions on what constitutes Heresy is considered Heretical; this is not because no one can come to a decision on what is heretical and not-heretical, this thought is also heretical.

Reading this definition is heretical.
Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.
Heresy by AvacynsWrath January 5, 2018
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box of herbs 

A box of herbs refers to a particular mood relating to feeling useless, confusion or similar nondescript states. Originating from early herbal pharmaceutical remedies which showed little efficacy, the 'box of herbs' (alt. phrasing- 'box o' herbs') has evolved from medical terminology, into every day speech/slang. When one feels like a 'box of herbs', they are conveying a sense of uselessness, often feeling like they are at a crossroad in their life, with difficult decisions to chose from on each corner. This feeling is followed by confusion, depression, and the occasional polyphagia. The 'box of herbs' mental state is often very difficult to handle, and perplexing for people suffering from psychosomatic indecisiveness. Some effective remedies for feeling like a box of herbs are group decision making and deep thought. Often, only time will replace this feeling with easier to handle emotions, such as feeling like a 'box of birds'.

The negative connotation associated with the phrase 'box of herbs' has lent itself to alternate interpretations. It is not uncommon to find 'box of herbs' referring to any number of negative emotional states.
friend 1:"Good times, bad times?"

friend 2:"I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I feel like a box of herbs."

friend 1:"So...how much do you bench?"
box of herbs by a_c_e October 27, 2007
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kind and gentle people who enjoy reeling in the days with their best friends while smoking large amounts of marijuana. they also sell it occasionally, and they always share
have you heard of Adam and Mike?
yeah dude, they started herbsman inc.
herbsman by Ace May 11, 2004

Chatting Herbs 

Talking shit aka chatting da herb.
bare herbs
Jay jay - 'Yo you heard the new 50 cent choon?'
Ross - 'What you on about man you iz chatting herbs'
Tom - 'Bare Herbs'
Chatting Herbs by G beast November 12, 2008
The name herbey is a really interesting name that will once save the world he is a sweet nice intelligent and really Halirias
Herbey is DOPE
Herbey by Ha lol13 May 2, 2018

herbsmite 

v. tr - to angrily and vehemently attack someone who innocently brings up a topic of (unbeknownst to them) great contention on an internet forum.
nerd 1: the herbsmiting he received when he mentioned that ubuntu was the greatest distro ever on the BSD chan was legendary.

nerd 2: what? you think BSD is better than ubuntu? i'm gonna herbsmite you..
herbsmite by f.tw April 3, 2009

Special Herbs 

The code word used in place of weed.
Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.
Special Herbs by the bæ July 24, 2015