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Heiferslump 

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture
Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.
Heiferslump by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009
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Heifersita 

That woman is a heifersita a over weight female
Wow did you just see that heifersita
Heifersita by Kirkeygirl September 8, 2019
its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.
"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.
heffers by T dub444 May 23, 2005

Heifersexual 

A male that prefers intimate relationships with physically large women.
So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?
Heifersexual by markalodian June 2, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026