hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 20, 2010

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 13, 2017

Hemogoblin

A Mythical Nigerian blood creature from the Moone extended Universe with the ability to manupulate hemogolbins in the blood of victims causing internal bleeding of organs.

Please try not to look into the hemogoblin's eyes, thats how they attack.

by Moone Universe April 15, 2022

Hemogoblin

A little shit that gets in your blood and plunders the Lungs for Oxygen

Doctor: I Diagnose you with a severe case of Hemogoblin Hordes

by FighterX9 August 2, 2021