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Hemispheric Man Lady 

Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!

Hemispheric Civic Expansionism

A political and philosophical vision for the voluntary integration of willing provinces, states, or nations across North and South America into the United States as full, equal States. Rooted in American exceptionalism and civic nationalism, it seeks to expand the Union through mutual consent and referenda, lifting entire populations to U.S.-level rights, prosperity, and institutions while preserving compatible local cultures through States rights.
Hemispheric Civic Expansionism reimagines the American project on a continental scale: not selective immigration or foreign aid, but inviting entire countries to join as equal states so everyone shares in the full American system.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

northern hemisphere 

"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
Hemisphere by Jakenastics March 11, 2009