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aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
aural hematomas by CCB19 July 6, 2010
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Hematolagnia

Another word for blood play. It is a fetish or kink used during intercourse ( known in the BDSM community) or used in an act of vampirism.
I heard that Stacy is into hematolagnia.
Hematolagnia by ShadowhunterXx July 22, 2016

Hematolagnia

I have hematolagnia. If you want to get me started, we're going to need a knife.
Hematolagnia by Emokid_oncrack October 16, 2019

hematomaniac

blood fetish and gore
Someone who loves blood

Or @hematomaniac on instagram (Sam)
*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC
hematomaniac by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

hematomania 

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
hematomania by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

hematolagnia

a blood fetish, or a severe infatuation with blood or anything pertain to it i.e. the heart and blood vessels
dude I have a hematolagnia like I just can't get enough blood
hematolagnia by honeybee512 August 18, 2017

Hepatomancy 

An ancient medical system devised in Mesopotamia, in modern-day Iraq, where a patient would be diagnosed by a physician, not by inspecting that patient, but the livers of some sacrificed animals. The liver was believed at this time to be the source of our blood, which meant it was the source of life itself. Following this logic, people therefore believed that the will of the gods could be divined by inspecting the livers of sacrificed sheep. Each section of the liver was believed to correspond to a particular deity, and clay models of sheep's livers have been found dating back as far as 2050 B.C.
Patient: "Doctor, what's wrong with me!?"

Mesopotamian physician: "Hmm, by the laws of hepatomancy, allow me to inspect my sheep's liver, so we may gather a proper diagnosis."
Hepatomancy by Jayy1989 June 9, 2011