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The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.
Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.
by patsguy May 20, 2011
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