homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.

"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."

homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

hemogoblin 

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

hemogoblin by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs

You see that orc get homogoblined!

Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.

“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”

Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021

haemogoblin 

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.

Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"

haemogoblin by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006

homogoblin 

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a homosexual goblin

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin

homogoblin by mujoqd June 5, 2020

hemogoblin 

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

hemogoblin by damianklisz October 21, 2010