by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010
A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."
Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."
Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"
Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."
Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"
Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016
1. AKA Gregory Helms. The greatest wrestler to ever grace a WWE ring and the longest ever Cruiserweight Champion.
2. The act of pinning high profile WWE superstars, such as The Rock and Ric Flair.
3. A real life super hero.
2. The act of pinning high profile WWE superstars, such as The Rock and Ric Flair.
3. A real life super hero.
by Dark Night Enforcer January 24, 2014
The helm used by the holy niggas to escape their plantations, often now picked up in virtual worlds by the holy nigga adventurers.
by th4i December 30, 2019
by The band kid October 31, 2018
Grace Helm is a major bitch. She really doesn't do shit in class and she has the brain of a roasted peanut. Her IQ is as big as she is thick: -37. When Grace Helm speaks, everyone within 100 feet loses a single brain cell. That becomes obvious once you take a look at her friends. She's the type of girl to suck dick for clout, especially that big black cock. She fucks for follows and swallows for follows (spitters are quitters).
(Oh, and don't worry about your dick cheese. She's into that.)
(Oh, and don't worry about your dick cheese. She's into that.)
Dude 1: Hey, bro. Were you just in Spanish class?
Dude 2: (exhausted) Yeah, bro. It was rough
Dude 1: Yeah, I heard the teacher yelling from my class!
Dude 2: That's because she asked Grace Helm a question, but Grace was busy swallowing a dude's nut in the back of the class and she stood up with nut on her face. The teacher seemed pissed at Grace, but I think she just wanted in on the action.
Dude 1: Damn, kind of a lucky dude.
Dude 2: I know I am.
Dude 2: (exhausted) Yeah, bro. It was rough
Dude 1: Yeah, I heard the teacher yelling from my class!
Dude 2: That's because she asked Grace Helm a question, but Grace was busy swallowing a dude's nut in the back of the class and she stood up with nut on her face. The teacher seemed pissed at Grace, but I think she just wanted in on the action.
Dude 1: Damn, kind of a lucky dude.
Dude 2: I know I am.
by redddyFredddy April 7, 2020
by docktor kok May 7, 2016