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Big Bill Hell's 

The only car dealer that will tell you to fuck off. If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's you can kiss his ass. Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, he'll fuck her.

Big Bill Hell's is home of Challenge Pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with Big Bill.

Big Big Hell is exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state Maryland...GUARANTEED!
1) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. He told me to fuck off, then fucked my wife. I told him I found a better deal and he shoved it up my ugly ass.

2) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. I tried the CHALLENGE PISSING. I left there car-less and soaked in piss.
Big Bill Hell's by Juan Potatoes September 27, 2013
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Big Bill Hell's 

A car dealership who created a funny and humorus commercial. One of the lines in that commercial said “SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!
Big Bill Hell's by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

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Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast
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Hell Billy 

A pathological liar. A person who can't help themselves but speak what they know is false at every opportunity.
An model example of a hell billy is Billy Mitchell, the self-titled Video Game Player Of The Century.
Mitchell told me he's hosting a party tonight, but when I logged into Steam I suddenly saw him playing Doom Eternal. And that lasted for two hours. Thankfully I have my status hidden because I don't like being invited to play with people so he couldn't see I was online. I messaged him on WhatsApp - pretending I didn't notice anything - and innocently asked how is his party going, and he replied it's awesome, lots of awesome people, even some influencers came - I asked if they have any attractions. He replied they are playing poker right now, and also they have an actual DJ playing too. I waited a bit to se if he's still playing, and yeah - he's getting new achievements. Just to be sure I checked who is he playing with. I knew a girl he was playing with, so I called her and asked in a whisper to not tell MitchellI it's me. I heard she saying she has to go for a moment, her mom texted her to go help her lift something heavy. When she said she's clear I asked her if she's sure she's playing with him. She said she is, they're on a voice chat and have been for the past 90 minutes of so, he was just telling her about his new speedboat. I told her I suspect someone broke into his WhatApp, but I asked her to not tell Mitch, because I'm not sure yet. Then I messaged him again saying I think someone broke into his Steam account, did he check his e-mail? He said that's he's not at his computer right now, so he'll check in a moment and let me know. He never replied.
What a hell billy!
Hell Billy by unfa August 1, 2023

Hellbilly 

A real badass hillbilly. The typical Hellbilly drinks hard liquor, smokes weed, is fond of cussing and doing things many folks would call blasphemy, gets into fights often due to a don't fuck with me attitude, packs a gun, has tattoos, has a general disregard for authority, loves driving pick up trucks down muddy roads, and is hell-bent on living life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. Often listens to or plays Country and Death Metal. See Hank III for an example.
Yours truly is a Hellbilly.
Hellbilly by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

hellbilly 

Hillbilly with attitude. Likes fast cars and rock chicks. Has tattoos covering at least 20% of his body. Known for public drunkenness and urination.
"hey man, you see dat cat right der.. dat's one hellbilly som'bitch"
hellbilly by Chris Gaines August 8, 2003

hellbilly 

a redneck who likes to raise hell: drink heavily, smoke pot, commit petty crimes, and other illegal and seedy behavior.

Used as a term of pride among anti-social poor whites.

While a hellbilly is not necessarily a racist, many have white power sympathies.

Origin: a combination of "hell" and "hillbilly."
Small towns in Appalachia and the Deep South are hellbilly territory.
hellbilly by slickbillie August 16, 2009