Hellaport 

Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.

Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!

D: Hellaported. Nuff' Said.

Hellaport by Darylism July 9, 2010

hellacommute 

An unreasonably long distance commute for work. Derivative of the Northern California word hella. The opposite of telecommute.

Dude: "I bought a house in Livermore but I still have to drive to The City for work every day..."
Dude's Friend: "Dude, I'd rather shoot myself than be stuck with that hellacommute!"

hellacommute by Jasper Ray March 13, 2008

hellaness

A word created by a student named Linden Rakestraw, age 13. The word hellaness is used to describe something.

Friend of Lindens: "I got two colors of clout goggles, which pair do you want?"

Linden: "Let's just share them because they're both hellaness."

hellaness by soundclout rapper January 17, 2018

hellatosis 

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.

Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.

hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008

hellannoying 

An adjective for the ultimate irritations, describing exclusively that which is so incredibly annoying that the frustration overwhelms one's ability to articulate quite how infuriating it is.

If you can talk about it without screaming in fury, it's not hellannoying.

Hellannoying is an onomatopoeia, because it's annoying when people say "hella" under other circumstances.

#1: "The way Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly argue is hellannoying."

#2: "Having to wait to pay when you're ready to leave a restaurant is hellannoying."

hellannoying by D. E. Lindner January 5, 2009

hellaword 

1) Cool, really awesome or:
2) Yes, I highly agree with that.

1)Person one:"A Colourado is playing a show on friday."
Person two:"Hellaword!"

2)Person one:"Hey! Want some candy homie?"
Person two:"Hellaword."

hellaword by Mallory O. May 18, 2006

hellacopter 

it looks just like a helicopter, but it kicks ass

In my hellacopter i flew into outer space, ate some children and whaled on my guitar. I don't know any helicopters that would let you do that. Helicopters are whack.

hellacopter by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003