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hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.
Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.
hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007
a slang aussie word for hectic
Man the surf was heckers todays
heckers by Big Jonny boy January 10, 2008
Heckers is used as an exclaimation. It can replace heck, frick, and dang. It is also used to describe an unfavorable person.
1. Mark shoots a hoop and it misses
Mark: Heckers!
2. Tommy eats Mark’s lunch
Mark: You Hecker!
Heckers can be split into two distinct parts, "Hec" - an arabic word that used to refer to the traditional food taken at night during Rhamamdan, but now refers to the wild-partying/heavy drinking/bomb-exploding shennanigans that take place during this time period now. The second part of the word, "kers" is derived from the Scottisc language (traditional language of Scotland) and is aimed at those with the last name "Kerr." The Kerr's were particularly well known for their very short kilts and the facial hair that their women produce. (A Felicity Kerr once won the Global Crazy Hair competiton with her handlebar mustache)

This hybrid word was then born in the multi-cultural slums of Springvale, Melbourne, way back in the 1990s. The suffix "ker" had already gained prominence and, with the simple addition of "hec" the local arabic community realised they had discovered gold! They did not turn it into the bank and instead tried to sell it to the Jews, who normally would see the huge investments in such a word, but they declined due to the arabic connotations. However the arabs could not keep their mouths shut and, in one particular bashing of a group of white-students, the notorious Muhammad Muhammad shouted after laying the final kick, "that was a heckers fight." Little-beknown to him the student still had consciousness and upon returning to society he spread the word about the word.
Today, no one remembers the true origins of the word and all Australians share in the joy that it provides, however there are still a distinct few who remember the blood and turmoil it created, way back when.

"My toenails are heckers long"
"That's a heckers mo"
"That was a heckers party"
Heckers by abdulshadak October 30, 2011

Hooker Hikers 

extremely high heeled women's shoes
Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!
Hooker Hikers by spielhorst May 29, 2010

Oh heckers! 

A word coined by Husnaa, later made popular by an amazing, charming unnamed individual who spread the word to many authors. It quite literally means hectic but the houghton version
Person 1: “My parents just met up in an accident and died instantly”

Person 2: “Oh heckers! I’m sorry let me take you out to nando’s to feel better
Oh heckers! by Ac_2404 January 19, 2023