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3 definitions by Willisdukeweatherford

 
1.
a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.
wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!
by Willisdukeweatherford November 08, 2006
 
2.
The often gooey mess found inside a sandwich or tortilla, made of penut butter and jelly, chicken, pretty much whatever happens to be inside a sandwich or tortilla.
When i bit into my tortilla, yorgensplorget went everywhere.
by Willisdukeweatherford November 07, 2006
 
3.
a combination of a smart kid and a nerd.
smerds like to pick their nose while reciting the periodic table of the elements.
by Willisdukeweatherford November 08, 2006