heffaty 

1.) Being of IMMENSE size.

2.) A b*tch of immense size.

1.) Look at that heffaty!

2.)Dude! You got hooked with such a heffaty!

heffaty by Josephine April 24, 2005

heffaty 

1.) An ex-actress in downtown L.A. Often found by a fast food place.

2.) An extremely large woman found right outside Starbucks in those little tables on the sidewalks, drinking a cappuccino and remembering the old days and crying while eating a whopper.

1.) She's such a freakin heffaty dude. Look at her standing in that line, she's almost too big for it!

2.) Just look near a Starbucks.

heffaty by Josephine July 9, 2005

Heffatitis 

A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease

1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis

Heffatitis by Addoman January 2, 2006

Heffatonic

It's a metaphorical drink that seems to be the cause of all Heffadonkis behavior within a person

You stupid hoe, I don't wanna talk to you! But you're the one who called me ova here... are you on heffatonic, because your acting ill right now.

Heffatonic by UloPeach February 20, 2010

Heffatail 

a big fat geezer with a big pony tail

david seaman's dad is a heffatail

Heffatail by sam bishop October 13, 2007

heffay 

person who spends entirely too much time playing computer games

look at that heffay sitting there, he has been playing computer games for 7 hours.

heffay by Cancer Stick December 9, 2008

HEFFAYE

Amir "HEFFAYE " Luay Born & Rasied in the city of Philadelphia Founder Of For The Streetz Media & The Moothurl Nation

ONE THING ABOUT HEFFAYE HE ALWAYS GONE KEEP IT REAL

HEFFAYE by Benny Global December 15, 2021