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heeling
The sexual act of penetrating the vagina with your heel. Works best if the penetrator has tiny feet and the penetratee has a monster cunt.
Man I went home with this smokin' hot girl last night but when it got time to do the no-pants-dance, I couldn't get a grip in her vajayjay! So heeling was the only way...
heeling by heeling-connoisseur September 22, 2011
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Heeling by Gsack informer April 30, 2017
heeling
The heeling method is putting your foot in your crotch (as a female) in order to masturbate in secret.
heeling it
The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.
John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.
heeling it by fatsheldon April 22, 2009
heeling it down
In a large party house full of guys, toilet paper can be scarce, forcing the inhabitants to shower off after pooping. Laziness causes the guys to poop in the shower, coining the phrase, " heeling it down", pertaining to yesterday's top ramen and taco bell.
I really hate having to poop and then take a shower afterwards. "Heeling it down" saves a lot of time.
heeling it down by mister kool November 6, 2012
Heeling Feeling
Heeling Feeling by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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