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Hecatomb 

A former popular card game with its distinctive 5 sided cards. The game is about using all these monsters and upgrades, kinda like the asshat Pokemon trading card game. The scenario of the game is that you are a warlock, overlord, wizard, meathead, etc. trying to bring around the end of the earth, as was attempted by loser high-school kids around the globe with their shit card games. To win you must gain 20 souls in total through battle. It has a unique game structure, by having upgrades given to the 'insert monster name here'.It went all to shit when sales went down. Now they are available for discount, as was mentioned by this weird guy i know.
Kid 1: "Hey I got a starter set of Hecatomb!"
Kid 2: "Heca-what?"
Kid 1: "Hecatomb!"
(long akward pause)
Kid 2: "Instead of playing with your little you-gay-oh cards, why don't you try to get aids. All the cool kids do it."
Kid 1: "Okay!"
(proceeds to get aids)
Hecatomb by WRYYYYYYY November 9, 2008
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aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
aural hematomas by CCB19 July 6, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026