why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

Hanta Sero 

The best member of the bakusquad. A tall boy with weird elbows, who can shoot tape out of them. A character from My Hero Academia.

“Hey may be a tape dispenser, but I still love him.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Hanta Sero!”

Hanta Sero by 母 June 21, 2019

hante 

Very cool chill person, down for anything. If you ever come across a Hante just know they’ll vibe with you.

Good looks Hante good looks!

hante by CJtheDJ1221 May 29, 2020

Sero Hanta 

Phil Swift Imposter. Omg Sero Istg stop shooting the bondage from your elbows

He can sometimes be an edgy boi, but that just makes him more relatable (you know I’m right)

He is a meme god and if you think any less of him I won’t care if you broke your elbow

My Gorlf: b I know you like Sero Hanta but I really like Todoroki

Me, an intellectual: excuse me? Sero Hanta is a best boi and is s o relatable now please cosplay Kamisero with me or I will cry

My Gorlf: Oh god okay then

Sero Hanta by AngryLesbian September 13, 2019

You look healthy bro 

Something said to solicit cocaine from someone you don't know personally.

Matt "hey, you look healthy bro"
Random guy "I've got some on me, but not much, meet me in the bathroom"

You look healthy bro by Joshy Josh March 11, 2019