headphones

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

by jamlink April 25, 2010

Headphoner

A boner one gets when they see a lovely pair of headphones, I.E. Skullcandy.

I received a headphoner from looking at those headphones. They were just so damn hot.

by DuckLord April 17, 2010

headphoned

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.

I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better.

Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!

by The One And Only Ross June 29, 2006

The Headphones

Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling.

Verb Infinitive: to headphone
Verb Gerund: headphoning

Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart.

Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house!

Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend.

George: I think Agnes would be down for that.

Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.

by Rimmy Jimmy May 23, 2014

headphone

getting head while your on the phone

So while i was on the phone with you bro my girl was giving me head or we will just call it headphone

by KidKuzoo February 13, 2011

Headphones

Earmuffs that rail you computer, letting you hear sounds

"Bro lemme try on those headphones"

by FrankTheBank15 February 10, 2021

Headphoning

When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.

The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.

by TheRiz February 17, 2018