2 definitions by DuckLord

A boner one gets when they see a lovely pair of headphones, I.E. Skullcandy.
I received a headphoner from looking at those headphones. They were just so damn hot.
by DuckLord April 17, 2010
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When a bunch of whores join the army and fight whore-wars.
Lucy hates Jade, so they had a massive whorefare with ak47's and lipstick.
by DuckLord March 18, 2010
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