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head week 

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.
"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

head week by D-Moneys April 6, 2008
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red week is head week 

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:
man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

Pat short people on the head week 

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

Fuck the Head Admin Week 

From January 2nd to January 8th, every discord user can harass the head admin. This lasts one week and the head admin can't do anything about it.
Hey its Fuck the Head Admin Week, lets harass our discord head admin!

Fuck the Head Admin Week 

From January 2nd to January 8th, every discord user can harass the head admin. The head admin or anyone higher can do nothing about it.
Hey its Fuck the Head Admin Week, lets harass the head admin!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026