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Head-phone Intestines 

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.
“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”
Head-Phone by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

phone head 

she wont get of her phone. i know she is such a phone head!
phone head by chikkkas July 26, 2010

phone head 

Getting head over the phone
Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it
phone head by fttptppt September 21, 2007

headphone dent 

A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.
My brother had a killer headphone dent after he spent all day in his room watching YouTube videos.
headphone dent by quickstep7 January 2, 2010

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.
YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
RIP Headphone Users by udusers1 October 23, 2011