17 definitions by Rockandrolljunkiie

Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn

did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009

Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

Cock-Fill

When a girl is fucked by two or more dicks, each more than seven inches long

Chelsea got her Cock-Fill last night when Tom Eric And Joe Came over...too bad Tom Locked Eric in the closet as soon as they got there.

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009