2 definitions by Smeggfried Rice

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

by Smeggfried Rice June 11, 2018

Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.

1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.

by Smeggfried Rice June 11, 2018