head call 

U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)

-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?

head call by ChrisEm February 15, 2009

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

Shoot me in the head and call me David by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto 

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto by sb760 January 27, 2024