The use of a beheaded girls head to give you oral sex. Usually frozen. This gets rid of any need of pointless conversation. If the penis hangs out the back of where her neck used to be it determines if said person has a big penis or not.
2-5 days at -20 degrees C.
2-5 days at -20 degrees C.
by Dr. Head-stand August 4, 2011
A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
by KingjamesIV December 22, 2011
A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023