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The use of a beheaded girls head to give you oral sex. Usually frozen. This gets rid of any need of pointless conversation. If the penis hangs out the back of where her neck used to be it determines if said person has a big penis or not.

2-5 days at -20 degrees C.
Dude, I totally just head-standed this girl!

Did you remember to put her back in the freezer?
by Dr. Head-stand August 04, 2011

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