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some notable Hayslips are Lely Hayslip, famous author and Stephen Hayslip, famous merchant seamen.

Jake: Dude, did you see that guy?

Amy: Yeah, he's cool isn't he?

Jake: Yeah, but how could he NOT be!? He's a Hayslip!

Amy: Oh, that's right. I sooooo like Hayslips. They're just like sooooo awesome and funny.
Hayslip by Alex Wong October 24, 2008
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Neil Haislip 

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.
Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.
Neil Haislip by trillallday December 11, 2010
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Haslippy 

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.
"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"
Haslippy by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010
a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.
youve got the haslip hair going on today
Haslip by Josin April 15, 2008

Dick Hanslip 

masturbation; a form of sexual relief for males often practiced when they are lonely, bored, frustrated, or excited
"Why should I even bother with a relationship when I can just Dick Hanslip?"
Dick Hanslip by Ann Resden February 8, 2010
If you ever meet a hayslinn don’t miss your chance she will be kind nice anything a girl can be she may get 8n trouble often but she is so beautiful and breath taking if you ever meet her be her friend
Hayslinn is a girls name
Hayslinn by @jackiesday March 31, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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