have it up

To "have it up" means to have drugs on you or be in possesion of drugs, which are for sale, mainly what is marijuana. This is said when a buyer wants to buy off a dealer but before showing his loot he will ask his dealer "do you have it up?" to confirm hes got chronic on him.

custy: "you have it up?"
me: "yeah how much you need?
custy: "a half quarter"
me: "aight yo this is boom shit"

*gives him a gram of weed and takes his money*

by paper chaser June 14, 2006

have up,

southern term for having someone arrested."Having you up "in front of the judge.

"That bitch will 'have you up'if you kick her ass."

by Gunshyne July 26, 2004

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

What have you been up to

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.

Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."

by gothprobz May 16, 2009

Have a card up your sleeve

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.

You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.

by slang.teacher March 20, 2015

Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022