Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."
by the birds and trees December 22, 2018
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It's a cool way of saying " goodbye" and "have a nice day" at the same time. It's friendly, but you can also use it with people you dont really know.
- See you later man
- Sure, have a good one
- Yeah, you too
by moniwonka July 2, 2009
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An increasingly popular phrase to replace “Have a good one!” to emphasize that you want the recipient to get the very biggest and therefore the very best one of whatever it is.
When I say, “Have a big one!” I could be referring to eating a meal, having a party or taking a shit, it all works!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus
"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"
by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005
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A phrase used to tell people to intoxicate women or girls for the purpose of sex or torture. Commonly used by perverts and pedophiles as a way to secretly communicate their disgusting intentions in way that comes off as innocent by the general public.
"See ya later Tanton" "Alright Alex, have a douzy one"
or
"Gary how's it going?" "Just douzy!"
by RickySparkles307 November 16, 2022
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If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.
To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.
by workingclassredneck December 13, 2007
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