D Hat

A Chinese man with a Chode wearing a dick hat.

Fuck D Hat!

D Hat by Trevorisclever August 26, 2016

I'd wear a hat on a day like that 

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

I'd wear a hat on a day like that by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007

d'souza hat 

a fashionable hat with things coming down the side. made fashionable by d'souza

oh my gosh i love your d'souza hat, ur a legend!

d'souza hat by orange juice fan December 23, 2008

hat dad 

The quintessential picture of a suburban douchebag dad after 2000. Never seen without a ball-cap. Typically enjoys discussing "working with my hands," attempting to re-live their "glory days" of sports through petty fighting at youth sporting events, and usually avoids public responsibility for their children and dogs.

Did you see that hat dad throw his beer at the little league umpire? He should spend less time harassing the coach and more time getting his dog off the field.

hat dad by Linguistic 121 April 17, 2020

cucumber hat dog 

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

cucumber hat dog by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021

Mexican Hat Dance 

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

Mexican Hat Dance by analbabes May 23, 2018

hat dancer 

A derogatory term for hispanic migrant workers, esp. forest workers in the rural Northwest.

This morning at the convenience store, I watched twenty-eight hat dancers pile out of one van, and buy the entire stock of microwave burritos and chimichangas.

hat dancer by last rat standing February 9, 2008