1 definition by Dyke on a bike 420

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021
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