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1. a better usage of the phrase "lol"
2. used when someone says something completely unfunny and you want
3. also used when you are annoyed as hell by someone and you want them to notice that what they are saying is not hilarious at all and they should go hide in a corner.
4. also used when someone is completely wrong but you are too lazy to tell them and explain to them how wrong they are, so you leave them with hask to wonder what in the hell it means.
5. also used when someone attempts to insult you and it doesn't work at all.
6. similar to tehe used by michael jackson
1.statement: "the world is going to end in 3,282 days!"
reply: "hask"
2.statement: "why is 6 afraid of 7?!"
reply: "hask"
3.statement: "your mom's so fat she gets baptised at seaworld!"
reply: "hask"
hask by joanna c. December 5, 2007
Related Words
Haskell • haskel • hask • hasket • Haskey • haskima • Haskin • haskura • hasky • haska

Yag Hask 

The nasty body Odor of girls named Lydia, Chelsea, or Guys named, Bobby, Ben, and Chris. This distinct odor causes the atmosphere around them to be filled with a nasty, sulfur type, stench.
Guy #1: Oh man what is that! * whiff whiff*
Guy #2: OH NO ITS YAG HASK!
Guy #1: It's Lydia AGAIN!!!
Yag Hask by PhillipWcheeze March 19, 2009

Hasda hasdawiyah hask hamst has 

a very good person when you get to know him but very indifferent, he sometimes feels alone and has no friends, he likes solitude and keeps his personal problems to himself, quickly melts when it comes to people he loves.
Hasda hasdawiyah hask hamst has wia

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.
You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.
Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005
A person who gets mad when you roast them. This person tends get quiet and not say anything back.
Ethan “Hey Jacob you look like Harry Potter.”

Haske23 *Says Nothing
Haske23 by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019
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