Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

It Has To Be This Way 

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG

Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand

Did you hear that badass metal gear rising revengeance song It Has To Be This Way

It Has To Be This Way by Senator Steven Armstrong January 23, 2023

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

Somebody has to be the goombas by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

he has to learn 

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.

Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.

he has to learn by QuacksO November 11, 2018

National a guy has to make a move day 

A guy has to ask out a girl, hold her hand, kiss or hug her, etc. for this one day.

National A guy has to make a move day: Tristan: “Hey.. Tegan..”
Tegan: “Yeah, Tristan?”
Tristan: “I need to ask you something..”
Tegan: “Okay, what’s up, you ok?”
Tristan: “Do you wanna maybe go out with me sometime.. on a date?”
Tegan: “I would love to, Tristan”

Tristan: *puts arm around her and smiles*

See guys.. be like Tristan. Make that move. Any queen would be lucky to date a king like you <3
By: Adrianna Dossi

National a guy has to make a move day by Adrianna Dossi October 19, 2020

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind 

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020