People that are well into the Harry Potter books and movies, constantly stringing off lines of it in front of others. They tend to be generally unpopular.
Harry Potter Freak: Can you tell me where platform 9 & 3/4 is please?
Some Dude: No, but I give you the directions that will tell you how to get the fuck outta my way.
Some Dude: No, but I give you the directions that will tell you how to get the fuck outta my way.
by Turmi December 8, 2005
one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.
by gizzard December 11, 2005