Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.

Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.

Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020

Harry's wand 

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

Harry's wand by Hypertronix January 5, 2017

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.

Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

Shit Hook Harry's by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018

Harry's Boobear 

A noun used for a person who you love

Harry's Boobear makes me want to smile the whole day and night

Harry's Boobear by _The_Kris_ July 6, 2021

Harry’s boobear 

the owner of my heart 😩🥴❤️

Harry’s boobear is gorgeous

Harry’s boobear by Don’t you call him baby 🍒 July 10, 2021

Harry’s Law 

When someone who has not had sex in 3 months or more reverts to virgin status.

“Dash has not had sex in more than 3 months, so by Harry’s Law he is now a virgin.”

Harry’s Law by harrys law January 20, 2019

Harry’s boobear 

A friend of mine who’s been through it all.
A friend of mine who deserves the world.
A friend of mine who helped me through tough times.
A friend of mine who I look up to.
A friend of mine who I long to see smile.
A friend of mine who checks up on me.
A friend of mine who makes me smile.
A beautiful young girl who’s smile brightens up the world.
My friend, bee.
I’m so proud of how far you come.
I love you my platonic soulmate.

That good one: *dying*
Harry’s boobear: *new community post*
Obviouslystraightobviously: Harry’s boobear posted a new vide-
That good one: *rises from the dead*

Harry’s boobear by Harrystyles&louistomlinsonfan July 11, 2021