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The Harker School 

One of the best schools in the world with the #1 ranking by the Princeton Review in AP CompSci, AP Psych, AP Chem, and AP Calc BC/Multivariate Calc.

Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.

Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.

Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
"Heey, look at that Harker kid! He goes to THE HARKER SCHOOL!"

"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"

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The Harker School by Helllooo:)! September 15, 2010
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The Harker School 

1. world reknowned (at least known to all the obviously smart people who make more money than you do because you didn't care about an education and its not my fault that you now live the way you do!)private school that is very expensive but worth the cost
2. a (not the) school with many many many indian people
3. home (at one time) to all the Harkee's
4. one of the many schools that are better than evhs or silver creek (they don't deserve to have their letters capitalized)
5. EAGLE PRIDE BITCH!!!
I am proud to be a white person that goes to The Harker school.
The Harker School by Pyro Jim October 13, 2004

The Harker School 

a place where everyone takes calc bc by 10th grade or you're considered dumb
Public Schooler: Taking Calc BC junior year guys!
Friends: Congrats!
The Harker School average Kid: .............I took that in 7th grade. By freshman year I was taking advanced topics like differential equations, linear algebra, college geometry, etc. loser.
The Harker School by geezsmartkids October 30, 2011

The Harker School 

A world "reknowned" school that does not teach very much. As you can see by from the posting of the snobby, retard child who was fooled into a thinking he was getting a good education above, The Harker School is nothing more than a place for the monetarily well off who want to spend their money on a good-looking fog. Not only does The Harker School try to make itself look better by creating math competitions that involve no genius, but instead involve the knowledge of simple higher level concepts that are taught only at The Harker School. Alas, the world is is too blinded by the belief that money is directly related to quality. I went to a public school, and I'm probably smarter than 99.99% of the alumni and attendees of The Harker School.
"Hey that slut goes to THE Harker School! She probably doesn't know how to spell renowned."

"I pay a guy who graduated from The Harker School to mow my lawn because he dropped out of Stanford when he found out money couldn't buy you grades everywhere."

"Did you hear? The Harker School has a bus for its shit basketball team...3 people ride on it: the coaches and the bus driver."

The Harker School 

The Harker School is a reknowned money hungry school. Known for the mi changs that go there or the other many nationalities that become white washed there. People who go here usually have stupid families, but because they are so rich and stupid (definition of the guy above) they do not care that all that money could actually help feed starving people. Those who reject this and say they do help less fortunate people are just lieing to themselves because we all know they are just doing it so they can go to a more expensive school in the future.
Be smart and go to a good public school like EVHS, Silver Creek, or many others and donate the money you would've used if you went to Harker to homeless shelters.

The guy above is such a stereotype mi chang.

The Harker School removes all cultural identity from those who go there and make them mi chang.
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026