Chicago back handy 

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.

“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”

Chicago back handy by Gripster August 29, 2023

kicked back hard and ready to go 

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

kicked back hard and ready to go by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024

Back Door Handy 

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

Back Door Handy by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Back Door Handy 

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

Back Door Handy by flapjackal September 3, 2015

hardback 

derogatory term for a member of the Crips street gang aka a ckrab

fuck dat hardback nigga

hardback by jimmyjump55555 March 27, 2008

hardback garyman 

someone who is a massive fan of gary barlow

grooverider; he is a hardback garyman as he enjoys his music

hardback garyman by dwebb100 February 27, 2009

Hardbacker

A fag who purchases the hard back cover of a book and brags about it to people who think paper back editions are not only cheaper, but less stiff. Hardbackers often live within their parents basement and play helicopter on the internet all day.

A hardbacker totally slapped me upside the head with his copy of a wizard story that is very popular while I was defenseless with my paperback edition.

Hardbacker by Hardbacker69 February 5, 2006