Troll Hard

A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.

Trolling hard on the Dues Ex fan forum:

User: Lol Halo invented the FPS, Dues ex looks like shit, and is old.

or....

Troll hard on the Bungie forum:

User: Halo is shit lol MW2 is teh best fps evar, nd joo all know it.

Troll Hard by CC (IRL) October 15, 2010

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troll hard

a bearded dwarf with a hard-on

H: Look that trolls got a troll hard
A: What a freak he must have looked at your boobs
H: LOLOLOL (COLCOLCOL)

troll hard by doubletroubleds September 11, 2011

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Buttered Hardroll • hard • hard-core • hard body • hard drive • hard rock • Hard Times • hard knock life • Hard Man • hard attack

Buttered Hardroll

When you fuck a pregnant girl, pull out right before you cum, jizz on her pregnant stomach, and then spread it around like butter on a hardroll.

I gave her a Buttered Hardroll.

Buttered Hardroll by gfgffd June 23, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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