/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled
the standing position one is in when
happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon
this girl, right?"
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips
and my pelvis
thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."