Hanukah 

a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.

even hanukah is corrupted wit greed now.

Hanukah by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

Hannukah Heights by andy1 September 9, 2006

Hannukah Lewinsky 

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

Hannukah Lewinsky by andy1 September 9, 2006

Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

Printer Hanukah by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

Hannumas

A blending of the Christian and Jewish holidays of Christmas and Hanukkah, usually celebrated by interfaith families. Hannumas begins at sundown on December 24th and ends eight days later on January 1st. Hannumas ends, and a new year begins.

Hannumas is celebrated with both a tree and a menorah. Small gifts are given out each night as the menorah is lit.

Lorelai sat by the tree and opened the gift from her grandfather on the third night of Hannumas.

Hannumas by Stormweather January 1, 2012

hanuka man 

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

hanuka man by no one of concern June 22, 2009

hannukaust 

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.

Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*

hannukaust by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007