Skip to main content

hannitized 

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
hannitized mug front
Get the hannitized mug.
See more merch
to ignore people who try to warn you
Jenny: hey, Tyson isn't serious with you and told me he has been in love with someone else for years.

Janet: No way, I'm perfect and we're getting married.

(2 years later)

Single Janet: Whoa, I didn't see this coming.

Jenny: I told you not to hannat, now you're alone when you could have prevented it by not being so arrogant.
Hannat by vanillacone April 16, 2010
Related Words

Sean Hannity 

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.
Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

Hannity job 

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.
Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.
Hannity job by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011
HanuNTR also called as VP of AP.
HanuNTR is a biggest troller of tollywood actor Jr NTR. He always trolls Jr NTR.

He likes his caste than his country. He trolls Nandamuri heroes likes nobody.
HanuNTR fought with BCCI for Rahul chowdary selection to national team.

Sean Hannity 

You wouldn't believe how much crap just came out of my Sean Hannity the other day.
Sean Hannity by Emaybe July 10, 2010

Hannity insanity 

Intelligent peoples’ nickname for the Sean Hannity Show on Fox due to the simplistic interviews and the oddly hapless and cartoonishly two-dimensional analyses of world events.
We have an excellent comedy line-up tonight on Hannity Insanity, he’s taking a fake spontaneous phone call from 45 and then will be making some absurd shit up about Schiff and Pelosi after that.
Hannity insanity by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019