hanglide surprise 

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

hanglide surprise by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006

Huber Hanglider 

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

Huber Hanglider by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Hangliding On A Friday 

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

Hangliding On A Friday by mattaldinho April 27, 2010

handglides 

would be balancing on one hand taking your other hand and lifting it off the ground and back on it and pushing making you spin. some people will put a long sleeve (or at some dances a santa hat) down so it cause less friction.

a hand glide is fucking frustraiting to get down

handglides by blazed December 9, 2004

Handglider 

A little known phrase which can be slipped into common parlance without the other party necessarily knowing it to be offensive. The pastime of "Hang Gliding" is well known, the term "Hand Gliding" albeit sounding similar is a term associated with "Masturbation". "Hand Gliding" refers to your hand moving up and down the associated gentleman sausage.

Person 1

"Jesus Christ I have been wanking myself stupid over these last couple of days, I have nearly torn my own cock off"...

Person 2

"For sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend"

Handglider by The Arse Whisperer February 13, 2017

hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.

Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider

hangglider by Ryan December 2, 2004

Hangliding 

When a woman large than her man lifts his naked body and turns him upside down, (whilst standing), and performs oral falatio on him. Can be construed as demasculinating.

Bro, Tommie came home lit af, kicked down the bedroom door, ripped off my clothes and took me hangliding until I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!

Hangliding by Teajo October 17, 2020