mattaldinho's definitions

Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".

When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call

by Mattaldinho December 13, 2010

Lolgasmic

A feeling that can come from laughing or the feeling when your having a lolgasm

"Whoah good one!"
"Yep, i'm getting a lolgasmic feeling, haha"

by Mattaldinho March 31, 2009

Brilliantastic

A word that mixes brilliant with fantastic to make brilliantastic. This word can be used to express an emotion that is so spectacular that you need both brilliant and fantastic to portray how great it is.

Cool Guy : Oh no! the new gay rights proposal was approved!
Queer Faggot : Oh what brilliantastic news!
Cool Guy : Ah shut up you stupid faggot!

by Mattaldinho August 28, 2008

Lovely Jubbly

Made famous by 'Del Boy' the main character from long running English sitcom 'Only Fools And Horses' Lovely Jubbly refers to good news or something good that has happened.

"Turkeys ready everyone"
"Lovely Jubbly"

by Mattaldinho May 22, 2008

Loosing

THANK YOU! In the last 6 months everyone seems to be writing 'loosing'. THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS LOSING.
L-O-S-I-N-G. You are losing the match, you are losing your talent, you are losing your virginity! The second definition is wrong, you would say 'loosening'

Newspaper Executive: Cristiano, this is the last straw, 'loosing' is not a word! I'm firing you!

Cristiano Ronaldo: Oh, I didn't know I had to be able to spell to do this job, I guess i'm just an idiot! Haha

by Mattaldinho October 18, 2008

Lolation

Can be used like lol in response to something funny or can be used to describe a funny event/series of events.

"You guys remember the time when we masturbated while hangliding!"
"haha, yeah, that day was lolation"

by Mattaldinho December 9, 2008

Swediopian

A mixed race person who has parents of Swedish and Ethiopian origins. The unique feature of a Swediopian is they can be black and have blonde hair.

Swedish + Ethiopian = Swediopian

by Mattaldinho August 27, 2008