Hobo Handwash 

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

Hobo Handwash by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Mexican Handwash 

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

Mexican Handwash by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008

Mexican handwash 

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

Mexican handwash by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

The Callum Handwash by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

Hardwashed 

A person who has lived under the wing of brainwashing, has consumed brainwashing material and GREATLY affected by propaganda put out on alternative media's, and will greatly disapprove trying to listen to any other side trying they're hardest to bash them and prove themselves "victorious" in a battle that never was meant, all due to pride from being Hardwashed.

"I can't believe that guy believes all that, he'll keep denying it he's Hardwashed"

"He kept telling me I was wrong, but he couldn't see the bigger picture! He's clearly Hardwashed"

Hardwashed by Sleepyfox January 14, 2021

jamaican hand wash 

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.

Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!

jamaican hand wash by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017

hand wash the delicates 

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense

That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

hand wash the delicates by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009