Erin Handrews 

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.

Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.

Erin Handrews by mosman10 October 3, 2009

handreas 

Handreas is the best Sahabat (friend) in the world. If you are sahabat with him, he will "!urban Handrea" you. Handreas is also good at Hunie Pop and very handsome. Jason is one of the lucky person to be with Handreas. His sahabats like to call Handreas as Bandread.

Jason : uWu that is bebeb Handreas

Jatbid : hello sahabat "Kau dan Aku Sahabat~"

handreas by BaconNuggetBrain February 18, 2021

Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

Handless Eating by Carpenito June 8, 2009

Handless Man-gina 

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

Handless Man-gina by D-Ville March 14, 2009

handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.

handcestors by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016

Handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.

I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.

Handcestors by Gethturbator October 4, 2016

hardestship

A really hard situation that is harder than any other problems ever encountered. A much more difficult circumstance than a hardship, which is more painful than just a plain difficult situation.

1 - "Man, dating 5 girls at a time is the hardestship I've ever had!"
2- "Your Public Speaking final might be hard, but that Calculus final will be the hardestship you'll ever face!"

hardestship by austinhaws December 20, 2008