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Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.
I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!
Handjobbery by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

Hand Jibber 

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
Hand Jibber by Nsla April 10, 2015

handjobburger 

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.
Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.
handjobburger by spankyp February 27, 2010

hand jibber 

Slang for Hand job (where a girl jacks a guy off)
Hariot Tubman gave me a hand jibber under the table
hand jibber by Krug August 28, 2006

Hand-Jibber 

A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers

Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.

Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.

Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.

*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
Hand-Jibber by Jekyllnhyde March 9, 2012

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.
Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.
Handjobbery by sandman913 September 28, 2013