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handwasher 

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.
That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!
handwasher by Louise46 May 26, 2009

Handwasher 

NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously

• a person that washes other people's hands.

• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands

• a wet Aardvark
David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?

Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!

David : isn't it? God bless America.

innocent handwasher 

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
innocent handwasher by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Mechanics Handwasher

Similar to a Handwasher, the art of double fisting in an orifice, moving the hands in an alternating motion to mimick hand washing. But particularly using swarfega as the soap lube of choice.
Finally got chance to try a Handwasher last night but I could only find some swarfega so it ended up a Mechanics Handwasher!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026